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Anonymous asked: What's a cute way to ask out a girl on valentine?

steal her phone. make sure she realizes by a friend asking to borrow it when youre  atleast youre out of ear range. when she calls her phone with another phone text or say you accidentally took it and to meet you somewhere nice like a park or somewhere with a lot of people if she likes the attention then when she gets there youll be holding a big bear and a big poster asking will you be my valentine? i think its cute cos its unexpected. or you could get a bunch of friends and each one of you will hold a poster with a question or a riddle like the first would be “Whos the fresh prince of bel air? ____ Smith” then “Whats the letter after T?” then one with a picture of a bee and three lines under it then “MONEY - ONE = ?” then youd hold one that said “Valentine?” hahaha 

  1. fagg0tporshiaa said: omg <3